5. List of Rules

1. Thou shall have only Dóiteáin and no other gods.
     *Dóiteáin has blessed our land and we all owe our happiness to him.
2. Thou shall not put any harm unto a unicorn.
     *Since they are the creature of Dóiteáin, putting any harm unto a unicorn would anger him and cause him to kill us all.
3. Thou shall not utter the name of Básolc or any of his death kitties.
     *Básolc's name only spreads hatred and nobody actually cares about any of the death kitties. If you do, you suck.
4. Thou shall remember the unicorn and keep it holy.
     *The unicorns have always given us its luck and it continues to grant us its prosperity.
5. Only thy leprechaun shall be allowed to steal.
     *It is in the leprechaun's nature to steal, and to prohibit this could send all of our settlement into disarray and disorder. All other animals are not allowed to steal as it is wrong and dishonest.
6. Thou shall not exceed the speed limit on thy unicorn.
     *If one were to crash and harm a unicorn, Dóiteáin would be angered and may stop blessing Seamróg Port.
7. Adultery is punishable with death by unicorn.
     *Adultery is considered wrong and is frowned upon by society. Death by unicorn is simply the stabbing of the chest with unicorn horn.
8. Thou shall not practice the dark magic of Básolc.
     *For obvious reasons, we would like to keep our society clean and peaceful. Básolc's evil influence would taint our world and lead to total chaos.
9. Thou shall not take advantage of a troll for its ignorance.
     *Have a heart. This would be like stealing candy from a really dumb baby. 
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's unicorn.
     *There are plenty of unicorn to go around and it would be very unwise for you to upset thy neighbors or upset any balances.